Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Wow! Crook County Fitzmas

The Democratic Party enjoys quite a monopoly in Cook County. I am glad to see that the U.S. Department of Justice is doing something to prevent the party from charging us citizens too much.
  • Rostenkowski stole postage stamps.
  • Ryan stole drivers' licenses.
  • Blagojevich allegedly stole a Senate seat.
What's next?!
[added: some Nixon fans say that Mayor RIchard J. Daley stole the presidency]