The Democratic Party enjoys quite a monopoly in Cook County. I am glad to see that the U.S. Department of Justice is doing something to prevent the party from charging us citizens too much.
- Rostenkowski stole postage stamps.
- Ryan stole drivers' licenses.
- Blagojevich allegedly stole a Senate seat.
[added: some Nixon fans say that Mayor RIchard J. Daley stole the presidency]