Wow! Crook County Fitzmas

The Democratic Party enjoys quite a monopoly in Cook County. I am glad to see that the U.S. Department of Justice is doing something to prevent the party from charging us citizens too much.

• Rostenkowski stole postage stamps.
• Ryan stole drivers' licenses.
• Blagojevich allegedly stole a Senate seat.

What's next?!

[added: some Nixon fans say that Mayor RIchard J. Daley stole the presidency]